Alright, I’m here and ready to clear up all of this nonesense

1. Before anyone asks, I was out working on finding out more about this murder.
2. Nick, you’re an idiot. Iron man is way better.
3. Would the asian couple just migrate together already, because they’re getting a bit sickening with their flirting.
4. Blaine and I aren’t dating and never will be dating so all of the accusations should just stop there.
5. Welcome back, Puckerman, and I actually need to talk to you later.
6. Blaine, stop accusing people and starting trouble. As much as I wish it had been because then I’d finally have a reason to take Santana down, it wasn’t her.

And a good morning and happy school/work day to all.